ARTICLE ONE

Slavoj Zizek, that Slovene thug! That sniffling bugbear of the youtube lecture circuit who masquerades as a neo-Marxist, Hitchcocking Socio-Christian who is most like "blindfolded truffling pig." Yes -- he is a trustworthy nose. How could that nose not be well informed when he presses it so deeply in the filth and then, horrible, he feels around with it???

The Citizen's COMMITTEE FOR PLANETARY SAFETY is not Mr. Zizek's enemy. He is his own enemy and we are probably the best friend he has -- for we offer him a chance for his happiest redemption. We would remove the rag which blindfolds him -- that rag is a tattered & prophetic flag of the first planetary government. It blinds him because he struggles against it. He is blind to the true natural character of each of the micro-cultural conundrums with which he obsessively occupies himself.

The reports he provides to the rest of humanity display deep structures in a credible way but the yawning chasm of the absence of any positive characterization of the human condition or its way forward he is a cripple & a peabrained lunatic from some shadowy region on the other Other Side of Germany & Italy. Probably Transylvania... who the fuck knows?

His punishment?

It should fit the crime, shouldn't it?

Let us all say:

HE MUST CONFESS!