ARTICLE TWO

Thank you.

So many letters I have received! Since I am posting ARTICLE ONE in this global library we are calling the weblike internets. Happy Tentacles of your interest have been plucked from one tip across to the far side of the electronic nervous system of the planet Earth. Many of you who people I have probably already read your letters from. And I like your points!

You want to know a lot: What is the other new exciting bad things about Slavoj Zizek, and should regular folks like them be worried about it causing problems in their lives?

Well, here's one thing, folks:

I'll be on the level with you, I am not thrilled about his "friendship" with that "French philosopher" --Alain Badiou. This Badiou character apparently says that we're all just made of numbers & don't even practically fucking exist except when we are identified with an existential wave of new good and bad possibilities ripples away from an ontological event whose present can be seen using a model of the universe in which primal multiplicity takes the charm out of the argument between continuum models and discrete multitudes models.

Thanks,jerk.

Typical Frenchman - acts like he thinks that he is God when he is thinking because his bodily potency is transposed from his actual being into his idea of his being so he thinks he is very bodily. Hence the ironic joke that French people excell at wine, women & food. They just have a spectacular Public Relations industry. Like Ronald Reagan.

Frankly, this "Badiou" is a fringe wacko-Leftist who can't get seem to fix the principles of democratic capitalist-socialism in his head with any clarity. PLUS he's obviously so desperate and vain for publicity that he is willing even to latch onto a hairy Easterner like Slavoj Zizek.

Enough already!

HE MUST CONFESS.

Next Time on "Slavoj Zizek is a Traitor to the World":

I discuss his small-to-normalish sized penis.

ARTICLE ONE

Slavoj Zizek, that Slovene thug! That sniffling bugbear of the youtube lecture circuit who masquerades as a neo-Marxist, Hitchcocking Socio-Christian who is most like "blindfolded truffling pig." Yes -- he is a trustworthy nose. How could that nose not be well informed when he presses it so deeply in the filth and then, horrible, he feels around with it???

The Citizen's COMMITTEE FOR PLANETARY SAFETY is not Mr. Zizek's enemy. He is his own enemy and we are probably the best friend he has -- for we offer him a chance for his happiest redemption. We would remove the rag which blindfolds him -- that rag is a tattered & prophetic flag of the first planetary government. It blinds him because he struggles against it. He is blind to the true natural character of each of the micro-cultural conundrums with which he obsessively occupies himself.

The reports he provides to the rest of humanity display deep structures in a credible way but the yawning chasm of the absence of any positive characterization of the human condition or its way forward he is a cripple & a peabrained lunatic from some shadowy region on the other Other Side of Germany & Italy. Probably Transylvania... who the fuck knows?

His punishment?

It should fit the crime, shouldn't it?

Let us all say:

HE MUST CONFESS!